I Hate Critics

I Hate Critics featuring Sean Patrick and Bob Zerull

#TBT The Oldboy Episode

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Welcome to this classic I Hate Critics Episode. This episode has been known as the “Oldboy” episode. If you ever have heard us refer to an “Oldboy” moment, this episode is the episode where that moment occurred.

 

Here’s the original show notes:

 

Welcome to the I Hate Critics movie podcast, a movie podcast greater than your average movie podcast. This week we talk about “Hunger Games: Catching Fire,” “Delivery Man” and “Inside Llewyn Davis.” The biggest movie of the weekend happens to be the worst movie of the weekend, but it’s not bad, it’s just a young adult story which means it has no balls and if you poke at it enough it falls apart. That said Jennifer Lawrence is on the verge of becoming a great actress and if for no other reason check it out to see her work.

CatchingCritics

“Delivery Man” is a solid Vince Vaughn film. I miss the days when he took more risks, but it could be worse, he could be Adam Sandler. Sean saw “Inside Llewyn Davis” and called it the perfect movie. Josh and i thought about ending him out of pure jealousy, but then we might never get to see it.

Our undisputed classic this week was “Oldboy.” Josh saw it twice. This weeks segment was my proudest moment in all of our podcasts. If you don’t leave that segment wanting…needing to see the original “Oldboy” then we’ve done something wrong. Josh missed a huge plot point in the movie that when he figured it out…which he does live on this podcast it all clicks and is a magical moment that we caught. You need to see this movie.

In 1983 “Terms of Endearment” began its reign as one of the most overrated films of all time while “Of Unknown Origin” took over Sean’s mind.

Our trailers this week our:
“Nymphomaniac”
“Sabotage”
“The Muppets Most Wanted”
“Best Night Ever”
“Need for Speed”
“Robocop”
“Raze”

The Big Sick – Best Movie This Year?

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Coming Attractions/News:

American Made – Trailer
A Wrinkle in Time – Trailer
American Satan – Trailer
Star Wars at D23

New Movies

War for the Planet of the Apes – After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. (95% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/war_for_the_planet_of_the_apes

The Big Sick – A couple deals with their cultural differences as their relationship grows. (97% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_big_sick

The Book of Henry – With instructions from her genius son’s carefully crafted notebook, a single mother sets out to rescue a young girl from the hands of her abusive stepfather. (23% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_book_of_henry

Song to Song – Two intersecting love triangles. Obsession and betrayal set against the music scene in Austin, Texas. (43% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/song_to_song

Undisputed Classic

Planet of the Apes – An astronaut crew crash-lands on a planet in the distant future where intelligent talking apes are the dominant species, and humans are the oppressed and enslaved. (90% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1016397_planet_of_the_apes

Defend It

Basic Instinct – A violent, suspended police detective investigates a brutal murder, in which a manipulative and seductive woman could be involved. (53% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/basic_instinct

1987

RoboCop – In a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories. (88% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1017712_robocop

Nowhere to Hide – Marine officer Rob Cutter and his wife Barbara have a son named Johnny. Rob discovers that two newly delivered helicopters in his squadron have crashed because a defective part, a C-ring, has been made of a weaker, less expensive alloy. Before Rob can go public with this, Rob is killed on the orders of corrupt General Howard, who did not want Rob to go public with the defective part. Howard believes that Barbara, who is also a marine, now has the part, so Howard and his henchmen set out to kill Barbara and Johnny and get the part, but Howard is underestimating what Barbara is willing to do to protect Johnny. (N/A ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1015322_nowhere_to_hide

Jaws: The Revenge – The rising college nerds set out to a convention in Florida, but are not welcomed by the Alpha Beta representatives. (0% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jaws_the_revenge

Spider-Man: Homecoming

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Coming Attractions/News:

 

Terminator 2 in 3D

Up and coming director Trey Edward Shults wants to make a Kanye biopic.

 

New Movies


Blind – A novelist blinded in a car crash which killed his wife rediscovers his passion for both life and writing when he embarks on an affair with the neglected wife of an indicted businessman. (N/A ROTTEN TOMATOES)

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blind_2017

 

Spider-Man: Homecoming – Several months after the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker, with the help of his mentor Tony Stark, tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens, New York City while fighting crime as his superhero alter ego Spider-Man as a new threat, the Vulture, emerges. (93% ROTTEN TOMATOES)  https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spider_man_homecoming

 

Top Five – Michael Keaton Roles

 

Undisputed Classic

 

Night Shift  – A morgue attendant is talked into running a brothel at his workplace after a deceased pimp is sent there. However, the pimp’s killers don’t look too kindly on this new ‘business’, nor does the morgue’s owner. (95% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/night_shift

 

1987

 

The Squeeze – A mysterious black box spells danger to a con man and female detective. (17% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1019743_squeeze

 

Maid to Order – Spoiled Jessie Montgomery, whose wild behavior and spending excesses cause her well-meaning but exasperated millionaire father Charles to wish he never had her, is visited by fairy godmother Stella. In an effort to save Jessie, Stella casts a spell which causes Charles to no longer have a daughter. Jessie, now penniless and without a friend, must take a maid’s job to earn a living, and hopefully to learn her lesson… (36% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/maid_to_order

 

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise – The rising college nerds set out to a convention in Florida, but are not welcomed by the Alpha Beta representatives. (7% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/revenge_of_the_nerds_ii_nerds_in_paradise

 

White Water Summer – The story of a shy boy who gets convinced by his parents to spend a few summer days in the mountains. So, he joins a group, and the vacation begins. Unfortunately, things turn out to be a little tough for our small friend. (29% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/white_water_summer

 

Baby Driver

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Coming Attractions/News:

Jumanji Trailer
A Bad Mom’s Christmas Trailer
Michelle Rodriguez might leave Fast and the Furious

New Movies

Despicable Me 3 – Gru meets his long-lost charming, cheerful, and more successful twin brother Dru who wants to team up with him for one last criminal heist. (63% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/despicable_me_3

The House – A dad convinces his friends to start an illegal casino in his basement after he and his wife spend their daughter’s college fund. (16% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_house_2017

Top Five – Will Ferrell Movies

The Beguiled – At a girls’ school in Virginia during the Civil War, where the young women have been sheltered from the outside world, a wounded Union soldier is taken in. Soon, the house is taken over with sexual tension, rivalries, and an unexpected turn of events. (77% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_beguiled

Baby Driver – After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail. (97% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/baby_driver

Undisputed Classic

Scott Pilgrim vs the World – Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend’s seven evil exes in order to win her heart. (81% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/scott_pilgrims_vs_the_world

1987

Adventures in Babysitting – A babysitter must battle her way through the big city after being stranded there with the kids she’s looking after. (77% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spaceballs

Innerspace – A hapless store clerk must foil criminals to save the life of the man who, miniaturized in a secret experiment, was accidentally injected into him. (81% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/innerspace

Transformers for Charity

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oming Attractions:

Dunkirk Trailer
Daddy’s Home 2
Lord & Miller Exit Han Solo Film
Daniel Day Lewis Retires?

New Movies

Transformers 5 – The Last Night – Humans and Transformers are at war, Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth. (15% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_the_last_knight_2017

Undisputed Classic

Airplane! – A man afraid to fly must ensure that a plane lands safely after the pilots become sick. (97% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/airplane

1987

Spaceballs – Planet Spaceballs’ President Skroob sends Lord Dark Helmet to steal planet Druidia’s abundant supply of air to replenish their own, and only Lone Starr can stop them. (54% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spaceballs

Dragnet – The equally-straight-laced and “by the book” nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery. (48% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1006250_dragnet

Full Metal Jacket – A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue. (95% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/full_metal_jacket

Jean De Florette – A greedy landowner and his backward nephew conspire to block the only water source for an adjoining property in order to bankrupt the owner and force him to sell. (100% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jean_de_florette

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