Everyone is a Critic

Everyone is a Critic Movie Review Podcast featuring Sean Patrick, Josh Adams and Bob Zerull

Lose the Hate

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Coming Attractions/News:

Blade Runner 2049 Trailer
Blade Runner 2049 gets an R Rating

New Movies

Annabelle: Creation – Several years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into their home, soon becoming the target of the dollmaker’s possessed creation, Annabelle. (69% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/annabelle_creation

Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature – Following the events of the first film, Surly and his friends must stop Oakton City’s mayor from destroying their home to make way for a dysfunctional amusement park. (12% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_nut_job_2_nutty_by_nature

The Glass Castle -A young girl comes of age in a dysfunctional family of nonconformist nomads with a mother who’s an eccentric artist and an alcoholic father who would stir the children’s imagination with hope as a distraction to their poverty. (49% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_glass_castle_2017

Undisputed Classic

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – A criminal pleads insanity after getting into trouble again and once in the mental institution rebels against the oppressive nurse and rallies up the scared patients. (95% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/one_flew_over_the_cuckoos_nest

Top Five: Movies based on memoirs

1987

Disorderlies – Three bumbling orderlies are hired to take care of an old rich man. Humorous mayhem follows. (N/A% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disorderlies

No Way Out – A coverup and witchhunt occur after a politician accidentally kills his mistress. (91% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1015218_no_way_out

Can’t Buy Me Love – A nerdy outcast secretly pays the most popular girl in school one thousand dollars to be his girlfriend. (48% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cant_buy_me_love

The Monster Squad – A young group of monster fanatics attempt to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters. (53% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/monster_squad

Masters of the Universe Needs to Be Remade

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This episode is dedicated to the loving memory of my friend Jeff Kilgard. He was a great friend who passed away earlier this morning unexpectedly. He left behind his wife Shelby and seven year old son. Jeff was the one that saved all of our back catalog. He was a listener of the show, but he was a really great friend and I will miss him.

Coming Attractions/News:

Ethan Hawke up for another Linklater Before film.
Christopher Nolan wanted to shoot Dunkirk without a script
Death Wish – Trailer
Call Me By Your Name – Trailer

New Movies

The Dark Tower – The last Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, has been locked in an eternal battle with Walter O’Dim, also known as the Man in Black, determined to prevent him from toppling the Dark Tower, which holds the universe together. With the fate of the world’s at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only Roland can defend the Tower from the Man in Black (18% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_dark_tower_2017

Kidnap – A mother stops at nothing to recover her kidnapped son. (40% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kidnap_2017

The Legend of Ben Hall -Ben Hall is drawn back into bushranging by the reappearance of his old friend John Gilbert. Reforming the gang, they soon become the most wanted men in Australian history. (50% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_legend_of_ben_hall

Detroit – Amidst the chaos of the Detroit Rebellion, with the city under curfew and as the Michigan National Guard patrolled the streets, three young African American men were murdered at the Algiers Motel. (87% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/detroit_2017

Undisputed Classic

Nashville – Over the course of a few hectic days, numerous interrelated people prepare for a political convention as secrets and lies are surfaced and revealed. (94% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nashville

Top Five: Movies with Cities in the Title

1987

Stakeout- Two cops have to observe a woman. One of them falls in love with her. (87% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1019779_stakeout

Masters of the Universe – The heroic warrior He-Man battles against lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. (17% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/masters_of_the_universe

Who’s That Girl – The life of an uptight tax lawyer turns chaotic when he is asked to escort a young woman newly released from prison, who persuades him to help prove her innocence. (23% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/whos_that_girl

Nadine – In 1950s Texas, a woman trying to recover sexy photos of herself and divorce her husband witnesses a murder and uncovers corrupt land dealings. (45% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nadine

Back to the Beach – Frankie and Annette, having grown up and put aside their beach-partying lifestyle, visit their daughter in Southern California and discover there’s still some wild times left in them. (71% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/back_to_the_beach

The Atomic Blonde Emoji

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Coming Attractions/News:

The Disaster Artist – Trailer
IT Trailer – Trailer
Suburbicon – Trailer
The Vault – Trailer

New Movies

The Emoji Movie – Gene, a multi-expressional emoji, sets out on a journey to become a normal emoji. (8% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie

Atomic Blonde- An undercover MI6 agent is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and recover a missing list of double agents. (75% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/atomic_blonde_2017

Undisputed Classic

Monster – Based on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer. (82% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1128647_monster

Top Five: Emojis and or Care Bears

1987

The Lost Boys – After moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires. (72% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lost_boys

The Living Daylights – James Bond is living on the edge to stop an evil arms dealer from starting another world war. Bond crosses all seven continents in order to stop the evil Whitaker and General Koskov. (70% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/living_daylights

Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland – The Care Bears and Alice set out to stop an evil wizard from taking over Wonderland. (N/A ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/care_bears_adventure_in_wonderland

#TBT Did He Just Say Steven Spielberg is a Hack?

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Welcome to “I Hate Critics” The World’s Greatest Movie Podcast. This episode we talk “Carrie,” “Fifth Estate” and “Escape Plan.” In short, “Carrie’s” fine, “Fifth Estate” is blah and “Escape Plan” is Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a movie together.

This episode it was me (Bob Zerull), Film Critic Sean Patrick, Josh Adams from the Film Fan Perspective.

The ‘Undisputed Classic’ is “The Bridge On the River Kwai.” Josh had to sit through this thing. During his viewing he noticed several shots from this film that Steven Spielberg has ripped off over the years…or was Spielberg paying homage? If it were anybody else we’d say ripped off…just saying.

In this week in 1983 we got “The Right Stuff,” “All the Right Moves,” “The Dead Zone” and “The Osterman Weekend.” Thirty years later “Gravity” is still number one and a new movie based on a Stephen King novel is out in “Carrie.”

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Check Josh Adams out at The Film Fan Perspective http://filmfanperspective.wordpress.com.

Last week nobody won a copy of “My Step Dad is Freakin’ Vampire” and “I Didn’t Come Here to Die”

This week we are continuing the contest until we get 10 entries. Also if you can name our game I will give you a copy of “A Cadaver Christmas.”

Actors:

Julia Roberts
Jenna Elfman
Ali Larter

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Christopher Nolan is Overrated

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Coming Attractions/News:

Justice League – Trailer
Thor – Trailer
Kingsman – Trailer
Ready Player One – Trailer
Snowman – Trailer
The Shape of Water – Trailer
9/11 – Trailer
Darkest Hour – Trailer

New Movies

Girls Trip – When four lifelong friends travel to New Orleans for the annual Essence Festival, sisterhoods are rekindled, wild sides are rediscovered, and there’s enough dancing, drinking, brawling, and romancing to make the Big Easy blush. (89% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/girls_trip

Dunkirk – Allied soldiers from Belgium, the British Empire and France are surrounded by the German army and evacuated during a fierce battle in World War II. (92% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dunkirk_2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets – A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe. (54% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/valerian_and_the_city_of_a_thousand_planets

Undisputed Classic

The Fifth Element – In the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr Zorg at bay. (72% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fifth_element

Top Five: Christopher Nolan/Luc Besson Films

1987

Summer School – A high-school gym teacher has big plans for the summer, but is forced to cancel them to teach a “bonehead” English class for misfit goof-off students. Fortunately, his unconventional brand of teaching fun field trips begins to connect with them, and even inspires ardor in some. (61% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1020451_summer_school

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace – The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor’s latest creation, Nuclear Man. (12% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/superman_iv_the_quest_for_peace

La Bamba – Biographical story of the rise from nowhere of early rock and roll singer Ritchie Valens who died at age 17 in a plane crash with Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper. (96% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/la_bamba

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