Posts tagged Bryan Singer

Transcendence Bombs, Cheap Thrills Scares

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Welcome to The I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast. This week Johnny Depp stars in the box office bomb “Transcendence” where he pops up and ruins all masturbatory situations…while taking over New Mexico…I didn’t see it, but that’s what I took out of it. We finally saw “Rio 2” a week late and a movie about “Bears” and Heaven came out. I caught the new thrill “Cheap Thrills” and based on the movies we talked about this week, I’d say I had the best experience.

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Our Undisputed Classic this week is “Persona.” Josh really liked this movie and I found myself really wanting to see it after he and Sean describe it…it sounds amazing.

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Trailers this week:

XMen Days of Futures Past
The Green Inferno
Jersey Boys
The Immigrant
Third Person
If I Stay
Gone Girl
Walk of Shame – Red Band

I Hate Critics Ep. 9 – Oscar Recap and Funny Cunts

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Podcast, a movie podcast, a movie podcast where if you hear the names Adam Sandler or Eli Roth, you take a drink. The Oscars were last week and Bob was bored, Sean was amused and the Onion called a little girl a cunt…and we found it hilarious.

Our movie this week is Bryan Singer’s Jack and the Giant Slayer. Sean said it was good but didn’t think anybody would go see it. In hindsight he was kind of right. While it was number one at the box office, brining in $41.7 million worldwide, the production budget was $195 million and you know they spent at least $20 million to market it. Production companies are so stupid sometimes.

Our trailers this week are:

Oz the Great and Powerful:

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2:

Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie:

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