Posts tagged Diane Keaton

Deadpool 2: Lord of the Fitbit

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Coming Attractions/News:

The Happytime Murders – Red Band Trailer
Bohemian Rhapsody – Trailer
Lars Von Trier – Irresponsible Filmmaking

New Movies

Deadpool 2 – Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (AKA. Deadpool), brings together a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg, Cable.

Book Club – Four lifelong friends have their lives forever changed after reading 50 Shades of Grey in their monthly book club.

Show Dogs – Max, a macho, solitary Rottweiler police dog is ordered to go undercover as a primped show dog in a prestigious Dog Show, along with his human partner, to avert a disaster from happening.

Undisputed Classic
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring – A meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle-earth from the Dark Lord Sauron.

Top Five – Movie Props

1988

1) Willow (Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer, Ron Howard): A reluctant dwarf must play a critical role in protecting a special baby from an evil queen.
2) Call Me (Patricia Charbonneau, Stephen McHattie): A journalist agrees to meet an obscene caller at a bar, and ends up witnessing a murder.

Next Week: Solo: A Star Wars Story, Top Five Shittiest Movies of all time (Figuratively or Literally) and our Undisputed Classic is Salo.

2018 Oscar Results

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Coming Attractions/News:

Oscar Results

New Movies

Death Wish – Dr. Paul Kersey is an experienced trauma surgeon, a man who has spent his life saving lives. After an attack on his family, Paul embarks on his own mission for justice.

Red Sparrow – Ballerina Dominika Egorova is recruited to ‘Sparrow School,’ a Russian intelligence service where she is forced to use her body as a weapon. Her first mission, targeting a C.I.A. agent, threatens to unravel the security of both nations.

Mute – A mute bartender goes up against his city’s gangsters in an effort to find out what happened to his missing partner.

Undisputed Classic

Reds – A radical American journalist becomes involved with the Communist revolution in Russia, and hopes to bring its spirit and idealism to the United States.

Death Wish – A New York City architect becomes a one-man vigilante squad after his wife is murdered by street punks in which he randomly goes out and kills would-be muggers on the mean streets after dark.

Top Five – Movie Vigilantes

1988

Cop – An obsessive, insubordinate homicide cop is convinced a serial killer is loose in the Hollywood area and disobeys orders in order to catch him.

The House on Carroll Street – In 1950s America, an FBI agent and a blacklist victim uncover a plot to smuggle Nazi war criminals into the country.

Pass the Ammo – A corrupt television preacher and his congregation are held hostage by a woman, her lover, and her two cousins in an attempt to avenge the theft of her inheritance. A quirky look at the dishonesty of the televangelist industry.

Moving – Arlo accepts what seems to him to be a dream promotion to Idaho. He soon discovers, however, that moving has its own share of problems.

Prison – The spirit of a long-dead prisoner returns for revenge, haunting the prison’s new governor.

Switching Channels – A television news chief courts his anchorwoman ex-wife with an eleventh-hour story.

My Little Pony Blade Runners

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Coming Attractions/News:

Justice League – Trailer
Molly’s Game – Trailer
Roman J. Israel Esq – Trailer

New Movies

The Mountain Between Us – Stranded after a tragic plane crash, two strangers must forge a connection to survive the extreme elements of a remote snow covered mountain. When they realize help is not coming, they embark on a perilous journey across the wilderness. (46% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_mountain_between_us

My Little Pony the Movie – A dark force threatens Ponyville, and the Mane 6 embark on an unforgettable journey beyond Equestria where they meet new friends and exciting challenges on a quest to use the magic of friendship to save their home. (58% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/my_little_pony_the_movie_2017

Victoria and Abdul – Queen Victoria strikes up an unlikely friendship with a young Indian clerk named Abdul Karim. (67% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/victoria_and_abdul

Blade Runner 2049 – A young blade runner’s discovery of a long-buried secret leads him to track down former blade runner Rick Deckard, who’s been missing for thirty years. (89% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blade_runner_2049

Undisputed Classic

Blade Runner – A blade runner must pursue and try to terminate four replicants who stole a ship in space and have returned to Earth to find their creator. (90% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blade_runner

Top Five: Harrison Ford Movies

1987

Baby Boom – The life of super-yuppie J.C. is thrown into turmoil when she inherits a baby from a distant relative. (76% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/baby_boom

Man On Fire – A former CIA agent, John Creasy, is hired as a bodyguard for a girl in Italy, who becomes the daughter he never had. When she is abducted, Creasy’s fiery rage is unleashed, and despite being badly wounded, embarks on a bloody revenge spree. (N/A% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1013192_man_on_fire

Chuck Berry- Hail! Hail! Hail! Rock’n’Roll – This documentary covers the concert at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis, Missouri, to celebrate Chuck Berry’s sixtieth birthday, and also discusses his life and career. (85% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chuck_berry_hail_hail_rock_n_roll

Someone To Watch Over Me – A married New York cop falls for the socialite murder witness he’s been assigned to protect. (76% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/someone_to_watch_over_me

Surrender – A wealthy writer who has had terrible experiences with money-hungry girlfriends & ex-wives pretends to be a broke, washed-up novelist to see if the woman he loves wants him for himself or just for his money. (13% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1020639_surrender

Three O’Clock High – A nerd gets himself in hot water with the new bully, a quiet bad boy who challenges him to fight on the grounds of their high school after the day’s end. (64% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/three_oclock_high

Dancers – A successful aging dancer takes a young female protegee. (N/A% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dancers

Three Middle Aged White Men Talk Feminism

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This week we’ve got several new movies. Diane Keaton remade every other movie she’s made over the last ten years with Love the Coopers. Sean wasn’t thrilled. The 33 is a Lifetime like movie that made it to the theaters. It’s pretty good, but it’s not a very gritty story…it’s just warm and fuzzy. Suffragette was an ok that was supposed to be great about the early feminist movement. My All American is a Christian film that also happens to be the best film of the weekend. It’s Rudyesque but the direction is a little amateur. Knock Knock is the new Eli Roth film that is so bad it’s amazing. Keanu Reeves redefines bad acting. It’s actually so bad that it’s good. I Smile Back is the new Sarah Silverman movie. It’s not a comedy what so ever. Silverman is great in it, the movies great. It’ll probably end up on the outside looking in come award season, but that shouldn’t take anything away from this movie.

Suffragette

Top Five this week is Feminist movies.

For our Undisputed Classic this week is “Brian’s Song.”

In 1985 Once Bitten

Our trailers this week are:

Jaco
Finding Dory
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

The Big Lebowski 2: Inherent Vice

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast. This week “Taken 3” came out. At some point I mention that I’m pretty sure I could take Liam Neeson and that’s my biggest problem with the “Taken” movies. But what I’m excited to talk about is “Selma” and “Inherent Vice.” Two of the best movies of the year got wide releases this week. I also finally saw “Boyhood.”

InherentVice

The “Golden Globes” were this week, but we recorded before the show, so you’ll get our take next week.

Our Undisputed Classic is “Annie Hall.” My biggest problem with Woody Allen movies prior to seeing them is that I don’t by Woody Allen being with these beautiful women, but once you watch these movies you never question it for a second. “Annie Hall” has been remade so many times since it’s come out that it’s impossible to appreciate what it was when it first came out. But it’s a great movie and very easy to watch.

1985 – “Avenging Angel,” “Tuff Turf,”

Trailers

The Voices
Maps to the Stars
Taken
Ant-Man
Accidental Love
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

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