Posts tagged Ewan McGregor
Christopher Robin – A working-class family man, Christopher Robin, encounters his childhood friend Winnie-the-Pooh, who helps him to rediscover the joys of life.
The Spy Who Dumped Me – Audrey and Morgan are best friends who unwittingly become entangled in an international conspiracy when one of the women discovers the boyfriend who dumped her was actually a spy.
Eighth Grade – An introverted teenage girl tries to survive the last week of her disastrous eighth grade year before leaving to start high school.
The Blob – An alien lifeform consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows.
Top Five – Female Duos
The Blob (Shawnee Smith, Kevin Dillon): Remake of the 1958 sci-fi horror classic about a deadly blob from another planet which consumes everything in its path. Teenagers attempt without success to warn the townspeople, who refuse to take them seriously.
The Rescue (Kevin Dillon, Christine Harnos): A group of kids venture into enemy territory in an ambitious attempt to rescue their Navy Seal fathers who were captured during a failed mission in North Korea.
Vibes (Cyndi Lauper, Jeff Goldblum): Psychics are hired to find a lost temple.
Next Week: Dog Days, The BlacKKKlansman, The Meg, Slender Man, Our Undisputed Classic is Jaws and our Top Five is the Cast of Young Guns because it turns 30
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from us at I Hate Critics. This episode we exchange gifts and you get to listen to us talk about said gifts.
Josh got the movies:
Spies Like Us & The Man From Elysian Fields.
Bob got the movies:
THX1138 and Far From Heaven
And Sean got the films:
To Live and Die in LA and Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Thanks and have a wonderful holiday season.
This week we have one new movie. Guess what it is? Oh you don’t know? Star Wars The Force Awakens. Yeah I’ve never heard of it either.
We decided to go ahead and talk about every Star Wars movie that ever made it into the Theater.
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars (Not a New Hope)
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
Thats it, that’s all we talk about for two hours
Welcome to The I Hate Critics. It’s award season so lets talk about the comedy of the year “Hercules.” “Hercules” should have advertised itself as a comedy. This is a wanna bee “300” with no fun. “Lone Survivor” took a real life story and took it a little too “Ramboy.” Then Bob goes on to wonder what every movie would look like if Peter Berg directed it.
Speaking of disappointment, “August: Osage County.” It’s probably good on the stage, but not so much on the screen. Sean’s top two movies of the year are “Her” and “Inside Llewyn Davis.” Josh and I can’t argue with him. Both movies are award worthy. We had such a good time talking about these two films.
Our undisputed classic is “Amelie.” This is a romantic comedy that is also an art film. Everybody I know that has seen this loves this movie and it surprises me that they love this movie, but it really is that good.
This week in 1984 a soft-core porn named “Hot Dog…The Movie.” There was a wet t-shirt contest in it. Our contest this week is to come up with a movie that made it to the theater that includes a wet t shirt contest since “Real Cancun” not including “Piranha 3D.”
Our trailers this week are:
“Galapagos Affair: Satan Came to Eden”