Posts tagged George Lucas

The Revenant

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Welcome to this weeks episode of the I Hate Critics Podcast. This week we talk about The Forest and The Revenant. One of these is a throw away January release, the other just won the Golden Globe for Best Drama. The Revenant is a real masterpiece that is one of the hardest films to watch. Not in a Eli Roth or Rob Zombie I need to take a shower after seeing this way, but more in a being punched all over your body for three hours until it stops. It’s exhausting and it’s painful, but it’s worth it.

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Our Top Five this week is movies featuring either Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Hardy. We talk about Inception, The Revenant, The Departed, Locke, Bronson, Django, Mad Max Fury Road, The Dark Knight Rises and more.

In 1986 Black Moon Rising Came out.

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The Conjuring 2

Free State of Jones

Elvis & Nixon

Christmas with the Critics

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from us at I Hate Critics. This episode we exchange gifts and you get to listen to us talk about said gifts.

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Josh got the movies:

Spies Like Us & The Man From Elysian Fields.

Bob got the movies:

THX1138 and Far From Heaven

And Sean got the films:

To Live and Die in LA and Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

Thanks and have a wonderful holiday season.

Star Wars The Force Awakens

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This week we have one new movie. Guess what it is? Oh you don’t know? Star Wars The Force Awakens. Yeah I’ve never heard of it either.

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We decided to go ahead and talk about every Star Wars movie that ever made it into the Theater.

The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars (Not a New Hope)
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens

Thats it, that’s all we talk about for two hours

American Sniper: The Saddest Billionaire

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast. People are still dogging on “American Sniper” and I find it annoying as does Sean and Josh. Blackhat starring Australian Chris Hemsworth is not going to be released in Australia. Johnny Depp said he’s not going to piggy back off of his fame is to be a musician.

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The biggest hit of the weekend is Jennifer Lopez in “The Boy Next Door.” She is not naked in this movie, but there is some impressive hidden nudity according to Sean, but that’s all there is to appreciate. Rob Cohen is the director and the movie is basically too competent to be bad but too bad to be good, so it sucks. If it wasn’t as competent as it is it could be fun bad.

Mordecai came out and turned out it was just about Johnny Depp’s mustache. The whole movie is dedicated to his mustache, which means it’s kind of boring. It’s not snappy, the pace sucks, the chemistry is lacking. Ewen McGregor is the only one who knows what movies he’s in.

George Lucas produced kind of a weird crappy movie called “Strange Magic.” It was a mess. Go ahead and skip this one. Disney released it, but didn’t even put their name on it.

Sean use to love Johnny Depp in “From Hell,” so he’s taking another look at it to see if it holds up. He wondered what he was thinking after revisiting it.

1985 – Fandango, Falcon and The Snowman came out.

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Knock, Knock
The Rewrite
Good Kill
She’s Funny That Way
Hot Tub Time Machine 2

The Hobbit 3: Electric Boogaloo

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast.

This week the terrorists won. The terrorist convinced Sony and several theater owners to pull the release of “The Interview” from our theaters this Christmas. It’s a disappointment. Then several indie theaters wanted to show “Team America: World Police” and Paramount pulled that so whatever. The Critics Choice Nominations were out. Josh and I poke fun of the award show and Sean doesn’t laugh.

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“The Hobbit” is finally over so we never have to talk about that again…until they turn 30 years old. It won the weekend, but Josh and Sean disliked it. “Annie” came out and Sean thought it was a disaster. Then “Night at the Museum 3” came out and nobody noticed.

This week Sean asks us to Defend “Willow” but I asked Josh if it held up. It did for me, it did not for Josh. Then Josh went on to describe what was wrong with “Willow” and all he did was say awesome things about it.

1984 – Johnny Dangerously, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo

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Knight of Cups
True Story
A Little Chaos
Honest Trailer – The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug
Insurgent
The Gunman

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