Posts tagged James Bond

The Atomic Blonde Emoji

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Coming Attractions/News:

The Disaster Artist – Trailer
IT Trailer – Trailer
Suburbicon – Trailer
The Vault – Trailer

New Movies

The Emoji Movie – Gene, a multi-expressional emoji, sets out on a journey to become a normal emoji. (8% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie

Atomic Blonde- An undercover MI6 agent is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and recover a missing list of double agents. (75% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/atomic_blonde_2017

Undisputed Classic

Monster – Based on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer. (82% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1128647_monster

Top Five: Emojis and or Care Bears

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The Lost Boys – After moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires. (72% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lost_boys

The Living Daylights – James Bond is living on the edge to stop an evil arms dealer from starting another world war. Bond crosses all seven continents in order to stop the evil Whitaker and General Koskov. (70% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/living_daylights

Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland – The Care Bears and Alice set out to stop an evil wizard from taking over Wonderland. (N/A ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/care_bears_adventure_in_wonderland

Good Grief James Bond

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This week we’ve got two new movies. Our first movie is the latest installment in the James Bond universe and that’s Spectre. Our resident film critic didn’t not like it, but neither did our resident Bond fan. In fact we spend most of the movie going through the history of James Bond and picking it apart and talking about what works, what worked and what’s wrong. We then move on to The Peanuts Movie which Sean and I both adored, but I couldn’t help troll it a little….just a little.

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Top Five this week is Peanut Movie/specials and or James Bond films. We talk about about them all so get ready.

For our Undisputed Classic this week Josh assigned each of us a Bond movie to watch, so we took on Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and The World is Not Enough.

In 1985 we don’t really take on anything but That Was Then This is Now came out.

Our trailers this week are:

Concussion

Alice Through the Looking Glass

London Has Fallen

Star Wars The Force Awakens – Japanese Trailer

Star Wars The Force Awakens Honest Trailers

The Martian and Sicario Two of the Years Best

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This week we’ve got four new movies this week. The Martian, Sicario, The Walk and Hell and Back. The first three movies are fantastic. The Walk was released in IMAX only and it didn’t do very but it’s a fantastic film. We highly recommend checking it out. The Martian and Sicario also came out and they are two of the best films of the year so far. They’ll most likely be overlooked come award season which is unfortunate. Then there is Hell and Back which nobody knew about and Sean didn’t find funny.

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Our Undisputed Classic is Solaris. Yes there are multiple Solaris films. We talk about the 1972 and the 2002 version and we had a really great conversation about these films and about Science Fiction in general.

In 1985 we take on Commando and Jagged Edge

Our trailers this week are:

Ip Man 3

The Revenant

Spectre

Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation

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We’ve got two new movies this week. Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation and Vacation. Mission: Impossible cleaned up during the weekend box office bringing in $58 million. Both Sean and Josh loved Mission: Impossible, they claim it’s the best action movie of the year. There’s no way that’s true because Mad Max Fury Road came out this year but whatever. Vacation really upset Sean. I personally had no problem with it. It’s not as memorable as its predecessors, but to me it’s hard to say something is or is not funny. If it’s funny to somebody then it’s funny. You can’t define funny.

Mission Impossible

Our Undisputed Classic is National Lampoon’s Vacation

In 1985 Fright Night, Weird Science, Sesame Street Presents Follow that Bird

Our trailers this week are:

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
Goodnight Mommy
Entertainment
Black Mass
Room

Back to the Future Turns 30, Magic Mike XXL, Terminator Genisys

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On this episode of I Hate Critics we’ve got three new movies: Magic Mike XXL, Terminator Genisys, Me & Earl & the Dying Girl. Both Sean and I loved Magic Mike XXL, it was a lot of fun. It kind of makes you want to be a male stripper. The joy they had making this movie comes back off the screen. Shelby and Beth were having fun as well. Me & Earl & the Dying Girl is completely awesome. It’s essentially The Fault in Our Stars done properly. Terminator Genisys is fun but that pisses Josh off because it should be more serious and not fun. I’m paraphrasing because Josh isn’t here to defend himself.

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Our Undisputed Classic is Donnie Darko. In sticking with our time travel theme (not our male stripper theme) we went with Donnie Darko and it’s a movie that is just amazing and if you mix the book in with it is even better.

In 1985 Back to the Future came out. The biggest movie of 1985. $200 million in 1985, that’s amazing.

Our trailers this week are:

Jobs
Jenny’s Wedding
Snowden
Secret in their Eyes
Creed

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