Posts tagged Jason Patrick

The Atomic Blonde Emoji

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Coming Attractions/News:

The Disaster Artist – Trailer
IT Trailer – Trailer
Suburbicon – Trailer
The Vault – Trailer

New Movies

The Emoji Movie – Gene, a multi-expressional emoji, sets out on a journey to become a normal emoji. (8% ROTTEN TOMATOES)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie

Atomic Blonde- An undercover MI6 agent is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and recover a missing list of double agents. (75% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/atomic_blonde_2017

Undisputed Classic

Monster – Based on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer. (82% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1128647_monster

Top Five: Emojis and or Care Bears

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The Lost Boys – After moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires. (72% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lost_boys

The Living Daylights – James Bond is living on the edge to stop an evil arms dealer from starting another world war. Bond crosses all seven continents in order to stop the evil Whitaker and General Koskov. (70% ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/living_daylights

Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland – The Care Bears and Alice set out to stop an evil wizard from taking over Wonderland. (N/A ROTTEN TOMATOES) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/care_bears_adventure_in_wonderland

Josh is a Man on Fire

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Podcast. We watched two movies this week, Old Man Washington’s “The Equalizer,” and the family friendly “Box Trolls. “The Equalizer” over performed because it made more money than it’s worth and “The Box Trolls” under performed in that it was worth way more than it made.

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This week Josh defends “Man on Fire” another Old Man Washington film. He loves the movies potential, Sean and I hate it because of it’s potential to be good.

In 1984 three some what small movies came out: “Heartbreakers,” Irreconcilable Differences,” “The Wild Life” which was written by Cameron Crowe

Trailers

Stretch
Jupiter Ascending
Big Hero 6
The Wedding Ringer
Blackhat
Pauly Shore Stands Alone
Honest Trailer – The Fault in Our Stars

Transformers Like it Hot

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast. So this week “Transformers 4” came out. It’s not a fun week for movie snobs. Sean had to see, God knows why Josh wasted the time and money to go see it. Apparently he loves this podcast more than I or he just likes to be angry. We did see a couple of other movies. Josh saw “Enemy” and he was super excited to talk about it.

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This weeks Undisputed Classic is the Marilyn Monroe film “Some Like it Hot.” I call it a Marilyn Monroe film because her name is all over the cover, but really it’s a Tony Curtis and Jack Lemon film. Josh and Sean were quit to call it a classic. I was ok calling it a classic, but only if we’re going to treat movies like “Dumb and Dumber” and “Tommy Boy” etc etc like this 50 years from now.

In 1984 teenage boys were introduced to Tawny Kitaen. It took me another ten years, but i got there. “Bachelor Party” came out. Who cares that Tom Hanks was in this movie because Tawny Kitaen was the most beautiful woman in the world back in the 80’s and that’s all that mattered. Plus “Cannonball Run 2” and “Conan the Destroyer” came out.

Trailers

The Fury – Brad Pitt
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Prince – Jason Patrick, Bruce Willis, John Cusak
Into the Storm

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