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The Last Jedi SUCKSeeds


Coming Attractions/News:

Annihilation – Trailer
The 15:17 to Paris – Trailer
Every Day – Trailer

New Movies

Star Wars: The Last Jedi – Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares to do battle with the First Order. (93% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Ferdinand – After Ferdinand, a bull with a big heart, is mistaken for a dangerous beast, he is captured and torn from his home. Determined to return to his family, he rallies a misfit team on the ultimate adventure. (73% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Undisputed Classic

Brick – A teenage loner pushes his way into the underworld of a high school crime ring to investigate the disappearance of his ex-girlfriend. (80% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Top Five: Star War Movies


Broadcast News – Take two rival television reporters: one handsome, one talented, both male. Add one Producer, female. Mix well, and watch the sparks fly. (98% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Ironweed – An alcoholic drifter spends Halloween in his home town of Albany, New York after returning there for the first time in decades. (62% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Eddie Murphy Raw – Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women. (81% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Overboard – A cruel but beautiful heiress screws over a hired carpenter, who later is the first one to find her when she gets amnesia. Looking for a little revenge he convinces her that she’s his wife. (46% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Moonstruck – Loretta Castorini, a book keeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she falls for the brother of the man she has agreed to marry. (92% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

The Dead – Gabriel Conroy and wife Greta attend an early January dinner with friends at the home of his spinster aunts, an evening which results in an epiphany for both of them. Based on the James Joyce novel. (93% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

*batteris not included – Apartment block tenants seek the aid of alien mechanical life-forms to save their building from demolition. (60% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Leonard Part 6 – A secret agent is called out of retirement to save the world from an evil genius. (6% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Murder on the Orient Express


Coming Attractions/News:

The Post – Trailer
Game Night – Trailer
Hostiles – Trailer

Listener emails/tweets/messages – Steve G twitter, Uncle Jeff Website

New Movies

Daddy’s Home 2 – Brad and Dusty must deal with their intrusive fathers during the holidays. (16% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Murder on the Orient Express – A lavish train ride unfolds into a stylish & suspenseful mystery. From the novel by Agatha Christie, Murder on the Orient Express tells of thirteen stranded strangers & one man’s race to solve the puzzle before the murderer strikes again. (58% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Murder On The Orient Express by Agatha Christie, 1975, 1970s, UKmurder mystery novels. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY/NO MERCHANDISING/NO ALTERATION. Credit to: Advertising Archive/Courtesy Everett Collection (30550863)

Undisputed Classic

Murder on the Orient Express – In December 1935, when his train is stopped by deep snow, detective Hercule Poirot is called on to solve a murder that occurred in his car the night before. (91% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Top Five: Movies on Trains


The Running Man – A wrongly convicted man must try to survive a public execution gauntlet staged as a game show. (63% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Siesta – Claire (an American) wakes up in a terrible state at the end of a runway in Spain. As she tries to account for her state (blood-soaked and bruised), she has flashbacks from the past few days. She thinks she’s killed someone, but isn’t sure, and now she’s wandering the Spanish streets without money or a clear memory. (17% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Cross My Heart – A man and a woman go out on a “big” third date. He’s ashamed to admit he just lost his job, and she’s afraid he’ll run away if he finds out that she has a kid. Small lies lead to bigger ones and the night gets crazy very soon. (40% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

Manon of the Spring – A beautiful but shy shepherdess plots vengeance on the men whose greedy conspiracy to acquire her father’s land caused his death years earlier. (80% ROTTEN TOMATOES)

You Had Me at the Gates of Hell


Coming Attractions:

Powers Boothe Dies on Josh’s birthday
Michael Parks passed away
A24 trailer for Woodshock and Beguiled (not A24)
Blade Runner 2049 Official Trailer

New Releases:

King Arthur
The Wall

Top Five Showdown: Warren Beatty vs Dustin Hoffman

Undisputed Classic: Rachel Getting Married, Waitress

1987 – Ishtar, The Gate, The Good Wife

Beauty and the Beast


New Releases:

The Belko Experiment
Beauty and the Beast













Top Five: On screen beauties with on screen beasts

Undisputed Classic: Beauty and the Beast

1987 – Down Twisted, Burglar, Street Smart


Meagan Leaves
The Wall

Ant-Man & Trainwreck


On this episode of I Hate Critics we’ve got two new movies: Ant-Man came out this week opposite Trainwreck, Minions, Jurassic World, Inside Out. It still managed to bring in $60 million which people are saying is good bad, but really it’s pretty good. It’s not Guardians of the Galaxy, but who would really complain about a $60 million opening. The other movie to come out was the Amy Schumer/Judd Apatow vehicle Trainwreck. Ant-Man was fine, but Trainwreck is the best comedy of the year so far. If you’re a fan of Amy Schumer and or Judd Apatow then Trainwreck is a must see.


Our Undisputed Classic is Breakfast at Tiffany’s. We spend the whole segment bad mouthing women who like this film. Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a highly racist film that we were unable to get into or understand why people like.

In 1985 The Coca Cola Kid starring Eric Roberts came out and we probably spent more time on this movie than any of the other movies.

Our trailers this week are:

Suicide Squad
The Fantastic Four
The Revenant

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