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The Incest Was Weird

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Coming Attractions/News:


The King – Trailer
The Spy – Trailer
Joker – Trailer

New Movies


Don’t Let Go – After a man’s family dies in what appears to be a murder, he gets a phone call from one of the dead, his niece. He’s not sure if she’s a ghost or if he’s going mad, but as it turns out, he’s not.


Midsommar Director’s Cut- A couple travels to Sweden to visit a rural hometown’s fabled mid-summer festival. What begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.

Wild Rose – A troubled young Glaswegian woman dreams of becoming a Nashville country star.


The Last Black Man in San Francisco – A young man searches for home in the changing city that seems to have left him behind.


Under the SIlver Lake – Sam, a disenchanted young man, finds a mysterious woman swimming in his apartment’s pool one night. The next morning, she disappears. Sam sets off across LA to find her, and along the way he uncovers a conspiracy far more bizarre.


Climax – French dancers gather in a remote, empty school building to rehearse on a wintry night. The all-night celebration morphs into a hallucinatory nightmare when they learn their sangria is laced with LSD.

Undisputed Classic

Network – A television network cynically exploits a deranged former anchor’s ravings and revelations about the news media for its own profit.

1989

Relentless – Two Los Angeles police detectives, cynical veteran Malloy and cocky rookie Dietz, hunt for a serial killer, an ex-cop named Taylor, whom randomly chooses his victims from a phone directory.


Cage – A GI in Vietnam saves his buddy’s life, but in the process is shot in the head. The injury results in brain damage to the point where he basically has a child’s brain in a (very large) man’s body. When they get out of the army the two open up a bar together, but some local gangsters make things tough for them after they refuse to take part in brutal “cage” matches where fighters battle to the point of serious injury and/or death.


Next Week: It Chapter Two, The Spy

Undisputed Classic: Notorious
1989: Kickboxer & Cage

John Wick 3/Road House Turns 30

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Coming Attractions/News:

Midsommar

There’s a movie called Clownado
Robert Pattinson is Batman
Chris Rock to Reboot the Saw Franchise

New Movies


John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum – Super-assassin John Wick is on the run after killing a member of the international assassin’s guild, and with a $14 million price tag on his head – he is the target of hit men and women everywhere.            

A Dog’s Journey – PA dog finds the meaning of his own existence through the lives of the humans he meets.            


The Sun is Also a Star – A teenager finds love at a difficult time in her family’s life.            


Room 37: The Mysterious Death of Johnny Thunders -Famed rock and roll guitarist Johnny Thunders arrives in New Orleans to get his life together after a toll of hardships, but instead falls into a dark journey and trail of events that are based on his real life unexplained mysterious death.

Undisputed Classic

My Own Private Idaho – Two best friends living on the streets of Portland as hustlers embark on a journey of self discovery and find their relationship stumbling along the way.            

1989

Road House – A tough bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar.

Cold Feet – A psycho-killer with mommy issues, a charming crooked cowboy and their girl steal some jewels. The cowboy decides not to share and goes on the run with the loot. A crazy chase across the country between former partners in crime begins.            


For Queen and Country – A retired British soldier struggles to adjust to everyday life, with increasing difficulty.            


Fright Night Part 2 – Charley Brewster and Peter Vincent must face more vampires, out for revenge.            


How I Got Into College – The simple story of two young Michigan high school students, Jessica, Class President, Local Smart Girl, and object of Marlon’s affections attempt to get into a small Pennsylvania college. Jessica fights off her parent’s expectation of going to their alma mater of the University of Michigan, while Marlon fights his grades and SAT scores.


Miracle Mile – A young man hears a chance phone call telling him that a nuclear war has started and missiles will hit his city in 70 minutes.            


Next Week: Aladdin, Booksmart, Brightburn

Undisputed Classic: Aladdin      1989: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade & Pink Cadillac

Glass vs Unbreakable vs Split

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Coming Attractions/News:

John Wick 3
High Life
Ghostbusters

New Movies


Bigger – The inspirational tale of the grandfathers of fitness as we now know it, Joe and Ben Weider. Facing anti-Semitism and extreme poverty, the brothers beat all odds to build an empire and inspire future generations.

Glass – Security guard David Dunn uses his supernatural abilities to track Kevin Wendell Crumb, a disturbed man who has twenty-four personalities.

Undisputed Classic

Unbreakable – A man learns something extraordinary about himself after a devastating accident.

Top Five – Clones

1989

Nothing

Next Week: The Kid Who Would Be King, Serenity. Undisputed Classic – Serenity

Out of the Hugh Jackman Cannon

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This week we’ve got two new movies this week. He Named me Malala is a great documentary by David Guggenheim about the insanely brave Malala. Pan also came out but nobody seemed to notice. I’m not even sure the filmmakers realized they were making a movie. It is however Hugh Jackman’s birthday so Happy Birthday Hugh, here’s the biggest bomb of your career.

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Rather than an Undisputed Classic we decided to challenge ourselves by checking out a Hugh Jackman film we hadn’t seen which included Prisoners, X-Men: Days of Future Past and Fountain.

In 1985 we take on Sliver Bullet & Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Our trailers this week are:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Hail Ceasar

The Big Lebowski 2: Inherent Vice

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast. This week “Taken 3” came out. At some point I mention that I’m pretty sure I could take Liam Neeson and that’s my biggest problem with the “Taken” movies. But what I’m excited to talk about is “Selma” and “Inherent Vice.” Two of the best movies of the year got wide releases this week. I also finally saw “Boyhood.”

InherentVice

The “Golden Globes” were this week, but we recorded before the show, so you’ll get our take next week.

Our Undisputed Classic is “Annie Hall.” My biggest problem with Woody Allen movies prior to seeing them is that I don’t by Woody Allen being with these beautiful women, but once you watch these movies you never question it for a second. “Annie Hall” has been remade so many times since it’s come out that it’s impossible to appreciate what it was when it first came out. But it’s a great movie and very easy to watch.

1985 – “Avenging Angel,” “Tuff Turf,”

Trailers

The Voices
Maps to the Stars
Taken
Ant-Man
Accidental Love
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

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