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Fold it Back Like Foreskin

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Coming Attractions/News:

Mary Magdalene
Annabelle Comes Home
Dora and the Lost City of Gold
The Dead Don’t Die


New Movies


Dumbo – A young elephant, whose oversized ears enable him to fly, helps save a struggling circus, but when the circus plans a new venture, Dumbo and his friends discover dark secrets beneath its shiny veneer.

The Beach Bum – A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.

Gloria Bell – A free-spirited woman in her 50s seeks out love at L.A. dance clubs.


Streaming Challenge

The Highwaymen – A pair of Texas Rangers come out of retirement to catch the infamous outlaws Bonnie and Clyde.

Undisputed Classic

Dumbo – Ridiculed because of his enormous ears, a young circus elephant is assisted by a mouse to achieve his full potential.

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Crusoe – Robinson Crusoe is shipwrecked and he finds himself all alone on a tropical island. With a few tools he manages to rescue from the wreck he has to learn to support himself until help arrives.

Heathers – In order to get out of the snobby clique that is destroying her good-girl reputation, an intelligent teen teams up with a dark sociopath in a plot to kill the cool kids.

Sing – A teen film about an Italian punk forced to work with an innocent Jewish girl.

Next Week: Pet Semetary, Best of Enemies, Shazam

Undisputed Classic: Dead Zone

Kurt Russell’s Oil Movie

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New Releases:

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Deepwater Horizon
Masterminds
Queen of Katwe
Amanda Knox

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Undisputed Classic: Escape from New York

1986 Crocodile Dundee, 8 Millions Ways to Die, Down by Law, Children of a Lesser God, Tough Guys, That’s Life, Playing for Keeps

Trailers:

The Space Between Us
Paterson
Jack Reacher 2
The Resurrection of Gavin Stone

The X-Men Do-Over

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Welcome to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast.

New Releases:

X-Men Apocalypse
Alice Through the Looking Glass
A Bigger Splash
The Do-Over

Xmen Apocalypse

Top Five: Combined Films from the cast of Xmen Apocalypse

Undisputed Classic: Lost in La Mancha

1986 –

Trailers:

Beauty and the Beast
Sing
Morgan
Wiener Dog

Good Grief James Bond

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This week we’ve got two new movies. Our first movie is the latest installment in the James Bond universe and that’s Spectre. Our resident film critic didn’t not like it, but neither did our resident Bond fan. In fact we spend most of the movie going through the history of James Bond and picking it apart and talking about what works, what worked and what’s wrong. We then move on to The Peanuts Movie which Sean and I both adored, but I couldn’t help troll it a little….just a little.

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Top Five this week is Peanut Movie/specials and or James Bond films. We talk about about them all so get ready.

For our Undisputed Classic this week Josh assigned each of us a Bond movie to watch, so we took on Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and The World is Not Enough.

In 1985 we don’t really take on anything but That Was Then This is Now came out.

Our trailers this week are:

Concussion

Alice Through the Looking Glass

London Has Fallen

Star Wars The Force Awakens – Japanese Trailer

Star Wars The Force Awakens Honest Trailers

Rebel Adam Sandler is Ruining Good Movies Without A Cause

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This weeks episode is a downer. Pixels disappoints, Southpaw & Paper Towns are to formulaic. Mr. Holmes is great but nobody has seen it. Adam Sandler is almost single handedly the only thing wrong with Pixels and that breaks my heart. I want to accuse Sean of being a dumb critics, but his audience didn’t even go and see Pixels so I can’t defend Sandler. Jake Gyllenhaal is amazing in Southpaw, but the movie is kind of dumb. It was written for Eminem and oddly enough would have been a better movie if Eminem was in the movie. It’s all Gyllenhaal’s fault. Paper Towns is fine. Again we’ve seen it before, it’s a formula. It’s forgettable which kind of makes it worse than a bad movie. At least its not Fault in Our Stars or something by Nicolas Sparks. Then there is Mr. Holmes starring Ian McKellan as Sherlock Holmes. Mr. Holmes is such a unique interesting movie that everyone should go see right now.

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Our Undisputed Classic is Rebel Without A Cause. Sean explains why this movie has held up and is such a great classic. I had a hard time getting into it but I can’t argue against anything Sean says. He even does a pretty good job of explaining why I don’t think it holds up.

In 1985 European Vacation, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Kiss of the Spider Woman, and Heavenly Kid

Our trailers this week are:

Freeheld
Queen of Elizabeth
Experimenter
Hunger Games

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